KFCRadio: Skunk Hunting

KFC Radio

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Patriots won the AFC Championship, Feitelberg isn't even phased anymore and neither is Kevin. As if KFC's life wasn't stinky enough he had a rabid skunk living on his driveway.

Voicemails include: Mom walks in on reverse cowgirl. Girlfriend reads the guys' groupchat. She wants jerk off videos. Girl takes money out of guys wallet after sex every time, is she a prostitute? Are my drunk words coming from sober inner thoughts? Would you rather always have cold showers or warm drinks for the rest of your life?

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0:00.0	Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple
0:04.4	Podcast Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.2	All right, it's another addition to KFC radio, it's Clancy and Fytheberg.
0:12.1	If you tried online dating, chances are you run into all of the things that
0:16.6	Fytheberg does. Lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, random matches that don't turn into dates.
0:23.0	That's why we got Fytoberg on E Harmony,
0:25.0	because we're about to turn you around, baby.
0:26.0	Yeah, buddy.
0:27.0	We're about to turn you around, boy, find you some love.
0:30.0	I got that E-harmony hook up now. I am in pursuit of romance now. I mean the guy is a romantic.
0:37.6	Put it this way. If you were a romantic like Fytheberg, eHarmony is a site for you.
0:42.6	So if you fancy yourself a romantic, the only online site you should be trying is E-Harmony.
0:47.4	It's unlike any other dating website.
0:49.1	It takes steps that the other dating sites don't take to make sure you have a more compatible match.
0:55.0	They built to help you find lasting meaningful relationships.
0:59.0	It's not just like a shallow hookup site.
1:01.0	It's not like pinned there.
1:02.0	That's not for me.
1:03.7	I need that deep personal connection.
1:05.4	You need that emotion.
1:06.8	That's what E-harmony brings,
1:07.8	and it brings the compatible people together.
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