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What's up boys? Just listen to the quickies. You got me thinking about chicks and jealousy and locking your phone and

Reminding me of a little situation I got myself in this weekend

Better than I blacked out pretty hard ended up hooking up with the girl I've been hooking up for a while.

Wake up Sunday morning, she's there, par for the course, turn over to my phone and I I got all these Snapchat messages, like, what the fuck?

Why would you send me that, something, holy shit, what did I do?

I go to my story, which I usually don't make any but I have one and find these snapshots of this girl basically

making out with my dead lifeless body and then I also realized she sent the same

Snapchat to basically every girl in my recent whose name she did not recognize.

Now my first thought was this chick is

that shit crazy but then this vital burgian voice crept into my mind thinking

yes she's crazy, but is it actually kind of hot that she's

this crazy for me?

Yeah, well, I was gonna say she likes you. Am I gonna die? I don't know by dying, but I mean you're gonna go down a road

I don't like this girl's so into it that she's like she's marking her territory. She's this is this is technologically marking territory like this is my man

this is my dick back off.

I don't like being this guy but the second I heard that I was like

oh god damn girl. Like what? Oh okay. I was like oh okay I mean it is you know you just have to know what you're getting into and it sounds like he does sounds like he knows this is a bad destructive idea but it's probably gonna be fun in the

short term how many times do we just like we know it's gonna be bad we do it anyway

we do it anyway and it just isn't just with women, it's like life.

Do you. You take a bite of the pizza too early. You know it's going to burn the roof of your mouth. You do it anyway.

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