Key (from Key + Peele)

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.7 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2012

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Keegan-Michael Key sits down with the Champs to discuss his experience driving a crackhead around to do errands and almost dying in Greece, then compares notes with Neal about having a sketch show on Comedy Central.

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0:00.0	Yeah, hey Neil Brennan of the champs. Uh, here's some I'm going to be in Charlotte new
0:04.4	Brunswick, New Jersey at the stress factory and in Baltimore. So come see me at either
0:08.8	three of those Mosha. Uh, Neil Brennan dot com. Neil Brennan dot com. Yeah.
0:13.2	Hey, it's Mosha guys. My book comes out on March of 28th. I'm going to be doing a book
0:17.5	uh, signing at the Grove of the Barnes and Noble on the 28th and at BookSoup on the 30th.
0:21.2	And from there, I'm going all over the country on a big worldwide tour or a country wide tour
0:26.0	all over. So please go to Mosha cash.com. See all my dates. I'm probably coming to a city near you.
0:31.0	Spit some cities from. Uh, I got San Francisco, St. Louis, uh, Bloomington, Indiana,
0:36.4	Chicago, Detroit, Austin, Texas, Seattle, Portland, Seattle, Vancouver. And I would love it.
0:42.0	If you bought the book, if every listener in the champs buys a book, I'll have a bestseller
0:46.1	and you will change my life. Come on. Fuck with your boy. Here's the bad news. If he has a bestseller,
0:50.9	he will no longer do the show. I will too. It's called cashier in the ride. Go get it.
0:54.8	The cashier line. It's been very well reviewed so far.
0:56.9	Deeta has. Yo, yo, yo, now you're fucking with your main boy, Doug Pound. Yo, what's up?
1:02.4	Your number one champ is in the mic. I'll be at Bridgetown Comedy Fest in Portland, April 12th through the
1:09.0	April 15th.
1:17.8	No, you're fucking with the champs.
1:24.2	No, it's stupid. It's kind of pretty, right? Oh, right. Nice. You're fucking with the champs.
1:34.0	Beautiful. I don't even want to talk.
1:37.2	Listen, listen, listen to Doug's soundscapes. I just want to grab a barrel.
1:41.5	Take a barrel. Grab a barrel and throw it. It's all I want to do.
1:47.2	Ladies and gentlemen, it's a journey, Doug. You're fucking with the champs.
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