Kevin Pollak - Episode 981

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

My friend and neighbor Kevin Pollak stops by to talk about monks, golf jokes and being a glass half full guy. Check out Misery Loves Comedy and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel on Amazon.

Follow Kevin Pollak on Instagram @KevinPollak123

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0:00.0	Welcome to Fitstog Radio. I'm sitting in the guest house behind my house. It's become
0:16.4	overrun with Shite. There's a fucking clothes rack. There's stuff piled on the couch. It's
0:23.7	a mess. It's a disaster. And I can't have it. We need to have a meeting in this family about
0:31.6	throwing shit out and not be fucking hoarders. We're like a hoarder family.
0:39.5	Welcome to the show. Shout out to Rosie's bagels who stop by this morning and drop me off some
0:45.5	delicious Montreal style bagels and locks. If you live on the west side of LA, go to their website.
0:51.9	Rosie's bagels LA. Pick some up. They're delicious. They deliver them to your home on Sundays.
0:58.7	Nice day. I had a nice day. I woke up late. I was out last night. I did like four shows last night
1:06.4	in Hollywood. And one of the shows was at the comedy store. And I found this out later
1:14.4	from another comic who told me that while I was on stage, a woman in the audience was walking in
1:23.5	and she went, oh my God, is that Bill Burr? And he said, no, it's Greg Fitzsimmons. And she went
1:30.8	shoot. I wish that was Bill Burr. Sorry. Yeah. You and me both, sweetheart. You and me both.
1:40.4	If I could have a Bill Burr a year, I could I just give me one Bill Burr a year where I play Madison
1:47.2	Square Garden and Fenway Park and fly a helicopter and play drums to his ability. I like a Bill
1:56.8	Burr. I don't want to be Bill Burr forever. He's got two young kids. I can't handle that shit. That's
2:01.6	too much pressure. But he's living a pretty good life right now. And I'm a little jealous. But I
2:11.2	wouldn't trade my life because I love mine. I love everything about it except my attitude.
2:18.8	I think my attitude needs to adjust to my surroundings. It should take in how good my life is
2:24.8	and be happier about it than it is. You know, I've maybe a little down. As you know, I'm in a football
2:34.7	pool that I won last year. It's like 250 people in it. Last year I won it. This year I was in the final
2:41.2	eight. And today I chose the Dallas Cowboys and they lost by three fucking points in double over time.
2:49.0	I don't know if it's double, but it was definitely overtime and I'm out. And I think a bunch of other
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