to the Eric M. Texas show with your host Eric M. Texas.

Hey there folks. Oh my gosh Alvin. Oh yeah yeah yeah.

You talk about having a hard time in life. I right now I'm in Billings Montana.

Okay and let me tell you something it's really nice here but yesterday I was in Phoenix, Arizona.

The day before that I was in San Diego and so I'm a little bit out of sorts so I want everybody

to to have extra patience for me because I don't know what time zone I'm in I don't know who I am

anymore okay so today first so we actually we have a lot of exciting news so let me see if I can

sum it up. Have I mentioned that I'm in Montana? You didn't I noticed there's snow on the ground

behind you. Listen let me tell you I I've been to most states in the union okay people say hey

why don't you come to such and such a place well first of all I don't just show up places you

have to invite me okay so if there's a big church or a school or whatever it is you want to invite

me you go to our website Eric M. Texas.com and you invite me and perhaps I can come right but I have

never ever been I've been everywhere but I have never been to Montana until yesterday.

And I am very excited to be in Billings Montana I'm speaking tonight at a at a school

fundraiser here in Billings and when I landed yesterday I mean I just have to say this is like

comedy because when I was going to the airport was the last Friday yeah I'm thinking how do I

kind of like dress how do I pack what am I where am I going what am I doing I'm going to see

in the ego it's hot on bottom line I had a the trip from heck on Friday my cab driver

was literally the worst cab driver I think I've ever had and I live in New York and take caps like

all the time yeah and I felt sorry for the guy because he was so bad at his job that I I could

hardly berate him because it was that bad it was like he'd never driven before so I literally missed

my flight to California yeah I had a nice nonstop flight and I missed my flight now if you're feeling

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