Hello,

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and it's Tuesday, which means there's some MLS updating to be done with me.

To do so are Joe, the artist formerly known as Red Bull Arena Lowry.

Hello, Joe.

Wow.

You know, I didn't love the Sports Illustrated Stadium name changed, but now that it's here.

Wait until I introduce our next co-host.

Oh, great. Just kidding. I loved it all the way along. I thought there was going to be a Kevin DeBrona mention in this intro. Maybe it's coming. I can't wait to see. Continue. It was going to be Jeff Sports Illustrated Stadium, Rooter. Now it's going to be Jeff, Kevin O'Brien to mention Ruder.

Either one, Jeff, whichever one you want to go with.

I was an S.I. Kids loyalist as a kid. Ruter. Now it's going to be Jeff, Kevin O'Brien, mention Ruder. Either one, Jeff, whichever one you

want to go with. I was an S-I-Kids loyalist as a kid. The number of times where people will be like, oh, those cards, they're worth money. It's like, how? That was the first thing you tear out. You're just like, da-da-da-da-da. And then they're gone. They're folded in half, whatever. So that's the evaluation, that's about what a Super Draft pick is worth to Ernst Tanner, won SI Kids trading card back then. I don't think I'm familiar with SI trading cards, but I wish I were. It sounds like you don't have any to share anymore, though. No, no, far from it, unfortunately. But someone has an Ezekiel Barko code card that they gave me if you wanted.

Whoa.

That's a name I haven't thought about in a long, long time.

With good reason.

Was I the only one who missed the Sports Illustrated Stadium news?

I feel like I was, because you all are much more plugged in than I.

But that was an odd one to go from Red Bull Arena, Home of the Red Bulls, to Sports Illustrated Stadium, home of the Red Bull. Especially as they, like, demoted their press box situation. Yeah, I've seen that. That's the big news. That's when you know you follow too many media people on social media, when that is the big news. When we all laughed. At a mention of a press box, it's brutal, yeah. But maybe that's like emblematic of the publication. I don't know. I probably shouldn't comment on that much more. Move on. On that note, the other voice you just heard there, rounding out the crew is Graham Fourth Bank Performance Sports Center, Ruffman. Oh, Phil Title. If we're spicing up Sterling Albion's ground, what is the ideal

sponsor for you? I have some nominees. Are you ready? Go on. We've got Iron Brew Arena. We've got

the Nando Center and we've got Haribo Stadium. Oh, Harrybo Stadium. I mean, they sell Haribault

at Fourth Bank, so that feels like a gimmie there. It used to be called, so there's a town, like a suburb of Sterling, called Dunblane.

There's a hotel there called Double Tree Dunblane,

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