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Today’s poem is the stuff real nightmares are made of. Happy reading.
Nesbitt’s poetry for children is “irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular,” in the words of former Children’s Poet Laureate J. Patrick Lewis. Nesbitt’s poems frequently deal with humorous, relatable situations that verge on the madcap. He is the author of numerous books of poetry for children, including Believe It or Not, My Brother Has a Monster (2015), The Biggest Burp Ever (2014), Kiss, Kiss Good Night (2013), The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids (2012), The Ultimate Top Secret Guide to Taking Over the World (2011), The Tighty-Whitey Spider (2010), Revenge of the Lunch Ladies (2007), Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney (2006), When the Teacher Isn’t Looking: And Other Funny School Poems (2005), and The Aliens Have Landed at Our School! (2001), among many others. In addition to writing books, Nesbitt has also written lyrics for the group Eric Herman and the Invisible Band. His lyrics are included on the CDs What a Ride (2007), Snail’s Pace (2007), Snow Day (2006), Monkey Business (2005), and The Kid in the Mirror (2003).Nesbitt’s poems have appeared in hundreds of anthologies, magazines, and textbooks worldwide, and were included on the television show “Jack Hanna’s Wildlife Adventures” and in the film “Life As We Know It.” Nesbitt is a member of the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators. His website, Poetry4kids, is an online “Funny Poetry Playground” that features poems, lessons, games, and poetry-related activities. In 2013, Nesbitt was named the Children’s Poet Laureate by the Poetry Foundation. He currently lives in Spokane, Washington with his wife, children, and pets.
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to The Daily Poem, a podcast from Goldberry Studios. I'm Sean Johnson, and today is Wednesday, October 30th, 2004. And seeing as it's not quite Halloween, I thought this would be the perfect day for a poem about it being not quite Halloween. It's called Halloween Party by Ken Nesbitt. I'll read it once, offer a few comments, and read it one more time. |
0:24.2 | We were having a Halloween party at school. |
0:27.1 | I'm dressed up like Dracula. |
0:29.2 | Man, I look cool. |
0:31.0 | I dyed my hair black, and I cut off my bangs. |
0:33.9 | I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs. |
0:37.1 | I put on some makeup to paint my face white, |
0:39.6 | like creatures that only come out in the night. My fingernails too are all pointed and red. |
0:45.2 | I look like I'm recently back from the dead. My mom drops me off and I run into school and suddenly |
0:51.2 | feel like the world's biggest fool. The other kids stare like I'm some kind of |
0:55.6 | freak. The Halloween party is not till next week. There's actually very little to say about this |
1:04.3 | delightful piece of light verse. I pause only to observe that in our world there are some schools |
1:10.2 | where this occurrence would go |
1:11.9 | without comment or even notice. Though to the average teenager, I suppose that wouldn't be much |
1:17.3 | of a consolation. And the mortification would continue nonetheless. I once showed up to school in my |
1:23.9 | slippers, not realizing until the moment I was stepping out of the car that I had forgotten |
1:28.7 | to change into my sneakers before leaving home. And in that moment, I think I would rather have died, |
1:34.5 | even some horrible gruesome death, rather than set foot in that school before my friends |
1:39.2 | and teachers in my slippers. I see now, though, that it could have been worse. Here is a Halloween party one more |
1:45.9 | time. We're having a Halloween party at school. I'm dressed up like Dracula. Man, I look cool. I dyed my |
1:55.3 | hair black and to cut off my bangs. I'm wearing a cape and some fake plastic fangs. I put on some makeup to paint my face |
2:02.8 | white like creatures that only come out in the night. My fingernails too are all pointed and red. |
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