Kelsey Darragh Explains Her Bi Childhood, How She Gave the Worst Dome Ever, and Hits on Nikki

No Chaser with Tim Chantarangsu

Tim Chantaransu & Studio 71

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On this week's episode of the No Chaser Podcast, we have our first ever White guest: Kelsey Darragh! She talks about her bi-sexual childhood, how she gave the worst dome ever, and she even hits on Nikki...hard. Will Nikki agree to go on a date with Kelsey? Tune in to find out!Subscribe anywhere you listen to podcasts! You can also find us on Youtube and watch all of our episodes. You Can Follow:Kelsey @kelseydarragh---Timothy DeLaGhetto @timothydelaghettoRicky Shucks @rickyshucksNikki Blades @nikkiblades

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0:00.0	What's good, motherfuckers? Welcome back to the No Chaser Podcast. I'm Timothy DeLargetto.
0:10.2	I'm Ricky Schucks. And I'm Nikki Blaze. Hi guys. How's everybody doing? Not just at the table, but out there in...
0:17.4	Do me do. Out there in podcast, let me tell you something. You ever had that wrong pipe shit at very an inopportune time?
0:28.0	I remember one time I was on air. Dirt. No, I'm not a dirt. Wizer? Right. Rick said that by the way, not me.
0:37.2	I was on a date with a like this. I was on a date with a young lady who I was like I was really
0:49.2	I had a crush on for a long time, right? This was like our first date. And for some reason, man,
0:53.3	whatever little little rice situation I ordered, one of them shits got just lodged in just the wrong
0:59.3	hole, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, and I first, as she was telling me something,
1:03.3	so I got that like I'm trying to fight it off like your eyes are watering and your whole face is
1:08.6	getting red. And then like, but the whole shit, that wrong hole shit, you just feel like clawing
1:13.2	at the back of your throat. It's the worst. I didn't have a wrong hole. I just had a,
1:18.9	so I was having a business meeting. I had a steak salad from 10 degrees, right? But
1:26.2	this day it was a little more rare than it usually is. I was hard to do then. Yeah. So I couldn't
1:33.3	really cut it. Like it was just wiggly or whatever. I was like, I'll just chew it. So I did it
1:38.9	and I couldn't break it. But I thought I did. So I swallowed it. It was half there,
1:44.8	but half out there. And this lady's talking to me about YouTube shit. And where do you see your
1:50.2	channel going? I'm like, I'm trying so hard to just like off it out without making a noise. It's
1:59.6	pretty scary. It's just starting to go black. I'm going to die joking on some things. Speaking of
2:05.8	speaking of things that happened during important meetings, one time this older wide dude took me
2:11.7	on a meeting. And you know when it's an older wide dude, you're like, oh, this man got money.
2:15.2	I mean, I got this is an important meeting. You're ready for this shit. So I'm talking to his dude.
2:19.9	And I ordered a member specifically was a crab cake Benedict. So this shit was bomb.
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