What's good, motherfuckers? Welcome back to the No Chaser Podcast. I'm Timothy DeLargetto.

I'm Ricky Schucks. And I'm Nikki Blaze. Hi guys. How's everybody doing? Not just at the table, but out there in...

Do me do. Out there in podcast, let me tell you something. You ever had that wrong pipe shit at very an inopportune time?

I remember one time I was on air. Dirt. No, I'm not a dirt. Wizer? Right. Rick said that by the way, not me.

I was on a date with a like this. I was on a date with a young lady who I was like I was really

I had a crush on for a long time, right? This was like our first date. And for some reason, man,

whatever little little rice situation I ordered, one of them shits got just lodged in just the wrong

hole, you know what I'm saying? So I'm like, and I first, as she was telling me something,

so I got that like I'm trying to fight it off like your eyes are watering and your whole face is

getting red. And then like, but the whole shit, that wrong hole shit, you just feel like clawing

at the back of your throat. It's the worst. I didn't have a wrong hole. I just had a,

so I was having a business meeting. I had a steak salad from 10 degrees, right? But

this day it was a little more rare than it usually is. I was hard to do then. Yeah. So I couldn't

really cut it. Like it was just wiggly or whatever. I was like, I'll just chew it. So I did it

and I couldn't break it. But I thought I did. So I swallowed it. It was half there,

but half out there. And this lady's talking to me about YouTube shit. And where do you see your

channel going? I'm like, I'm trying so hard to just like off it out without making a noise. It's

pretty scary. It's just starting to go black. I'm going to die joking on some things. Speaking of

speaking of things that happened during important meetings, one time this older wide dude took me

on a meeting. And you know when it's an older wide dude, you're like, oh, this man got money.

I mean, I got this is an important meeting. You're ready for this shit. So I'm talking to his dude.

And I ordered a member specifically was a crab cake Benedict. So this shit was bomb.

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