This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Still getting over the shock that the producer could be a sleeper.

He thinks he could be James Bond.

I don't know where this has come. Seriously, I've got no idea where that came from today.

Oh, because that's right, he's got two parts.

But James Bond doesn't have two passports.

He has an international passport because he's a member of the government. He's part of the establishment. So he doesn't have five parts. When have you ever seen James Bond standing at an airport queue with a passport in front of him? He takes private planes. Hello? You've never seen in any film. Have you ever seen any film with James Bond in it where he's standing at the airport waiting to get on a plane? No. No. No, he doesn't. Do you just make these stories up? I don't know why you're doing it. Really, it's so frustrating for all of us who speak your language to realise that he thinks he's

got a suitcase full of passports. He's James Bond. He doesn't need a passport. He's been on the

movies. Surely anybody at customs would know who he was. They go, I've seen you in Casino Royale. I've

seen you in, you know, never say, I've seen you in all these films. They know who he is. He's James Bond, you stupid man.

God, honestly, the things I have to put myself through.

I must thank a lady very much indeed.

I hope she's listening, who comes from, from Berkshire.

And she sent in a copy because somebody was complaining they couldn't get a copy of the

Radio Times.

And so she says, she sent it in, actually.

Which is lovely, which is very nice.

Thank you so much.

So, so much.

It's very nice indeed.

And I'll just call you Mrs. A, shall I?

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