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Come up first, we have Adam Cullough Show 1249, David Wilde, Allison Rosen, Brian Bishop from 2014.

Check it out.

Good day, Allison Rosen.

Hello, Adam Crollola.

I love when you finger me in the doorway, lick my tight asshole, blah, blah, blah.

At Arison Losen.

Not the same person as Allison Lohen. I wanted that on Twitter. It's such a fine line. David Wilde in studio fresh off the Grammys. Not so fresh, if you can see me. But your mind is Wonderland, Adam Corolla, because John Mayer and I had a long discussion about you only hours ago late last night, and we have to get to that eventually. I am dying to hear

the outcome of that conversation. I have an answer to the douchebag or cool guy question, a

definitive answer. Well, I want to say this. I don't want to sound like I'm backpedaling,

but I think my comments will back say this. I don't want to sound like I'm backpedaling, but I think

my comments will back me up. I started off as one of the biggest quandaries. Someone said to me,

you know, if you ever died, what's the first question you would ask God? And I said,

meaning a life, true love. Is John Mayer a douchebag or a great guy with an incredible sense

of humor who bangs everything

under 25 that's not nailed down.

And I couldn't figure it out.

But the more I saw him in his antics, more I slid from douchebag over to funny guy.

Backpedaling.

I did sit next to him at some scleriderma foundation fundraiser or something, and he seemed pretty friendly.

But no, admit it, he started off douchier and got more comical in the last few years.

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