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The Bert Show

Keity's Mom Tells These Listeners If Their Relationship Is Gonna Work Out

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Our producer Keity's mom has an uncanny ability - she can read someone and tell you all about them, JUST from a picture. Want her to judge the person you’re dating? Maybe she can save you some time and tell you if the relationship is gonna work out before you even go on a date! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue dating is a drain. It's a drain of time. It is a drain of money.

0:07.4

But more important, there's nothing more important than time, right? So what if you could look into the soul

0:14.2

Of a person that you were about to date. Maybe you haven't even gone out yet

0:19.3

Save yourself the time and the hassle of even going out with them because you really know what they are authentically like

0:25.8

Even before you go out.

0:27.8

My Katie's mom our producer Katie's mom has this gift explain this gift again. It's just the perfect gift

0:35.1

And I want her to teach it to me like I'm trying to learn this

0:38.2

But I feel like you're just born with it. My mother can look at one picture of any person and tell you everything you need to know about that person

0:44.8

She sees douchebags

0:46.8

I wonder it's so cold in here

0:58.8

Duishbag whisper

1:02.8

That's hilarious

1:04.8

Did you say when we were soliciting yesterday for pictures that we got a ridiculous amount of entries?

1:11.8

Oh, yeah, we ended up with way more than what I told you

1:14.8

Wow, so people so you all went to the bar show.com you submitted pictures of the people you're thinking about dating or you've just started dating and we gave those pictures to Katie's mom and she read them to filth

1:28.2

Okay, and she recorded her responses. Why?

1:31.8

Well originally

1:35.8

Originally the plan was to have her do this live, but she looked at the first picture and said Katie no I can't do this live

1:41.0

I cannot tell them this and listen to their reactions live. So she has a super power, but she's also cowardly

1:52.0

People's

1:54.0

She just wants to record

1:56.0

You don't want to be able to see it right just want to hear the reaction, but she's really willing to inflict the pain

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