Hi everybody. Hey, I don't know if um how this is gonna sound because I'm doing it on my phone.

Now, you know, I know that you guys have come to expect excellent sound from the champs.

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Dates. Oh, yeah, you got dates. Yeah, man, I got dates. I'm at the, what, uh, Texas improv, Arlington, it ain't gonna be, it's not gonna air before that.

All right, well, nothing. All right. Nothing after this. I'm just hanging out, man. Keith Robinson comes in with the comedy selling New York comedy solo. I'll be there every day.

Also, if you don't like his act, go up and argue with him at the table because it's just as good. Absolutely.

Keith caught a bad one. Uh, yeah, go ahead, much. Uh, hey, it's Moshe, Cass, are you know me? I'm going to be on the boat. Keep talking about it. Not going away.

Not going away, homie. Uh, I'm gonna be on the, there's no word for it to go. Comedy and music festival. Um, the Atlantic Ocean July 24th through the 27th. You can go to boatparty.

Dot Bizz, that'd be Camel Bell, Kyle Kanane, Jean Gray, Natasha, Lgero, Todd Berry, Matt Bronger. All kinds of fun people will be there.

Then you can see me, uh, Tharlington Draft House August 8th and 9th. I got a lot of fun stuff coming up.

Oh, yeah, like November 11th. Wait, wait, don't tell me in Chicago live 9 11 9 11 live 9 11 live 9 11 live.

Not about 9 11 live. Moshe's booking his falsche right now. I don't know when this is coming out. We're bankrolling so many.

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