This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Welcome to another episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

I am your host, Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Motherpucker.

And over there, it is the one, the only, Polly Hazelwood in the house.

Strapped firmly in and ready to go. Oh yeah. Yeah, here's you. We've got Keith Lemon and Lucy

Cave. Do you remember, editor of Heat magazine? I know. Love that, Mag. Delving into the 90s, we're going to be unearthing the 90s and taking a trip back to

1992, I'd have said. What were you wearing in 19992?

Miss 60 flares. Of course you were. Embroidered at the hem, but the flare was slightly too far up,

so it was a little bit of an ankle swinger.

Very nice.

Anyway, coming up on the show.

We need to clear something up, listener.

Last week, there was a sort of relatively sort of unrelenting story about Polly having lost her laptop to a supposed drug dealer.

Possibly.

Possibly.

So she went, just a recap.

She went to get her laptop fixed. She rang up a tech guy. He said, brilliant, drop it off at this address. The address she went to, I'm not entirely sure whether it was the one he gave you or not, was not the guy who'd rung her. So she handed over her passwords, laptop, all security, everything, to a guy who she felt was a bit creepy, he accepted it. I then didn't follow through

and ask, where is the lap? passwords, laptop, all security, everything. To a guy who she felt was a bit creepy, he accepted

it. I then didn't follow through and ask, where is the laptop? Have you got it back? Well, this is the thing. I've had an absolute shit show this week, because I've been on my own, like, Sam's been away, and I just haven't had time to follow it up. So what, it's still with the guy? So it's still floating around.

Has he responded

saying he's fixing it?

He hasn't actually sent me a message yet,

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