Keeping Score

Women Talkin’ ‘Bout Murder

Audacy and Paper Kite Podcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Competitive couple Claire and Ben keep track of who does what in the relationship to an unhealthy degree. Dr? Sheila explains that this level of keeping score will never work. They need to go further and one of them needs to be named the winner of the marriage. Starring Amy Poehler, Kate Berlant, and John Early. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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