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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners, and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here and keep Canada weird, my pal Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore the more offbeat Canadian news stories that caught our eye over the past week.

In tonight's episode, which was recorded on the evening of February 26, 2023, Aaron and I put on our tukes and walk out into the cold weird Canadian wind.

You're going to hear about the birthday party we attended for a 111 year old.

We're going to talk about a cop who lost his job, we're going to talk gift cards, and we'll break down a collection of the weirdest Canadian crimes that last week had to offer.

So let's get into it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. February 26, 2023. We're here to fulfill our mandate to keep Canada weird.

But before we tackle that task, let me ask, how are you? What's new? Tell me something that will make me envious of the amazing life you're living down there.

Oh, this question every week. It's like, how are you? I'm good. I want you to do nothing. Nothing.

Just tell us what you did. You must have done something. I'm trying to remember the week. I worked, you know, I did think.

Boring. I know. Just stop asking me that. No one cares, but you.

Rather than asking you what you did, is there anything happening in the world that you're like watching or paying attention?

I don't mean in terms of a TV show, but in terms of a developing story or anything going, anything interesting you.

I've been watching a lot of the coverage of the year anniversary of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Well, that'll lighten things up. Yeah, I've been watching and keeping up on a lot of that.

What have I been following? I don't think there's anything in the news that I've been following.

I've just been going to value villages and flea markets and living. I think what the kids would say is like living my best life.

Living your best life. How's that value village today? Oh, and what did you find?

A few shirts. Any what? Any you bought like that. Oh, yeah, I bought four shirts.

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