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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Handsome Aaron Airport.

We are back for what may be the weirdest and probably the most concerning week in Canadian history.

And we're going to break it all down tonight.

But before we do, let me tell you, I have a special drink and it is in fact special. I'm drinking a Pepsi Cola, zero sugar, cream soda.

I've drank like five of these today. That's why I'm falling over my words. They're delicious.

Yeah, you need to take it easy over there. Five is a lot. Even if it's sugar-free. I think you need to

calm down. I didn't have five. I'm kidding. This is my first today,

but I had one yesterday, too. I love them. What do you got over there? Okay. Well, you know,

as you know, the struggle is real for me, finding sugar-free, caffeine-free drink. So I will say

this. I did get something. I picked it up at the gas station today.

It is a Fiji water. Water. Well, it's pretty typical that we get a message about it.

Like, I'm concerned about the amount of weird drinks and and sugar and stuff you guys have so to all the um health critics critics Aaron is

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