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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Handsome Aaron Airport. We're back. We're together. Fist bump through the internet. Yeah. Boom. Let's keep Canada. Let's keep Canada weird, my friend. But before we do, let's start with you. What's your special drink? What do you have in front of you to ring in the occasion of another week together. You want me to start with the

special drinks this week? Yeah, I'm trying to like maybe roll out the red carpet a little bit for you.

I realize I always go first and I shouldn't. No, no. Well, I don't mind. I do have a special

drink. It's it's a variation of a drink I've had before on this show, but it's been a long time.

But I do have a zero sugar vitamin water and it's orange flavor.

Boring.

Excuse me?

You heard me.

You heard me damn well.

What do you mean?

There's too much pressure on me for this now.

I need sugar-free caffeine-feed drinks.

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