Welcome to the Eric Matexis Show with your host, Eric Matexis.

Hey there folks.

I've got a lot of special guests on this program.

Unfortunately today, the best we could do is Kathy Lee Gifford, Kathy, welcome.

Because she has nothing else to do.

You got nothing to do Kathy.

Kathy, you're one of those people I told you this before.

You make me happy.

I start cracking stupid jokes because that's the way of length you're on.

I take it as a compliment.

Well you better.

But that's the way of length you're on that you're funny.

You can do stick, you can sing, and then you write books.

And so the reason you're in the studio today is not to sing, although perhaps you will.

I might break into song.

Ladies and gentlemen, pray that I don't.

What do you say?

She ain't what she used to be.

But you have a book out.

So that's ostensibly why you're here.

But I've known you for quite a long time.

Yes.

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