Kate and Danny Tamberelli Have Never Seen Jersey Girl

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Kate and Danny Tamberelli have never seen Jersey Girl, but they rewrote it and we read their script. A married couple from New Jersey, Kate and Danny brought a wealth of Jersey knowledge to a movie they've never seen. They join Kyle via Zoom to read their script, then take on some Never Seen It games! Check out their book, The First Date Prophecy: A Hilarious and Nostalgic Love Story, out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.6	Less malarkey, more Smarty.
0:28.6	Search Smarty Mobile.
0:29.6	The autopilot order.
0:31.6	Now, informal, the strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through that takes over the entire body and mind
0:37.7	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:41.4	Related phrases.
0:42.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:44.5	The autopilot order at McDonald's.
0:47.9	Serves from 11am, subject to availability.
0:50.2	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.
1:02.1	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:08.0	Hey, everybody, this has never seen it.
1:09.9	I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they has never seen it. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers.
1:11.0	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before,
1:15.1	and we read their scripts.
1:17.0	Today, joined by the incredibly wonderful, hilarious Kate and Danny Tamborelli,
1:22.1	real-life husband and wife.
1:23.9	They both have never seen Jersey Girl, but they rewrite it, and we take on their script.
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