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4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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India descends into 'Etsy Fascism', fake money takes real power and ball sacks; how do you make them beautiful? Andy is with Alice Fraser and Anuvab Pal.

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:14.4	Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to issue 4,259 of the audio newspaper now officially recognized
0:22.2	as the one source of evidence for future historians of planet Earth.
0:26.4	Anything not covered in this week's show will in essence not have happened, so do pay attention.
0:32.8	I am, go on, have a guess you really should get this one, I'll leave a gap for you.
0:37.5	Well most of you got it right, well done, I am Andy Zoltz and this is the 14th of April,
0:41.0	2023 as we record, and I am joined today by the voice of the Southern Hemisphere herself,
0:46.6	Alice Fraser, and representing every single person who has ever is now or will in future
0:51.7	come from living or have any other link to their renowned continent of Asia.
0:55.4	Anuva Pal, hello, both of you.
0:57.6	Hello Andy.
0:58.6	We have a tricontinental bugle today. Anuva, you are in New York City.
1:04.5	Yes, I am visiting New York City, Andy, I was called in for the deposition of President Trump.
1:11.3	So apparently he is a liar and they got in touch with all the other famous liars in the world.
1:17.3	I am a very well-known liar in India and they wanted to do a comparative study of lying.
1:22.7	And so I am just here for the weekend to depose and then I am gone.
1:25.9	Okay, well that sounds like a lot of fun.
1:28.7	And can we believe you?
1:31.4	He is both brothers, he is the liar that always tells the truth and the liar that always lies.
1:38.2	Alice you are in the continent of Australasia, does that mean people still use or not?
1:47.0	People still use Australasia, I mean the continent specifically that I am one is the other one,
1:52.1	Australia part of that.
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