Oh, what do we have here? It looks like someone too stubborn to accept that they're a doormat.

Oh, I didn't mean that. I was only kidding, partially.

So, what brings you to my doorstep again? Oh, you call this your classroom? Come on now.

You know you're not my equal, so why do you keep trying to be?

Or is it just you want my attention?

Well, who doesn't?

To be honest with you, I think that you're getting a little bit on my good side.

After last time's display, I think I got maybe a tad bit happier than I would have.

You know, just appreciating the view. Someone giving up and trying to be, well, my own personal toy.

That's an aspiration. One that I can't get enough of at that.

So, why don't you tell me what's on your petty little mind today?

Well, if you want to share, you know, simple thoughts.

Oh, no, no, I'm not calling you out on being dumb or something.

I'm just saying you can't compare to my smarts.

It's nothing personal, of course.

It's just I'm better than most people.

Oh, did I say most?

That's me being modest again.

But let's put aside talking about me and talk about you for just a minute.

Look at you.

Come on, you know, just as well as I do.

Well, you can't really compare to godlike qualities like me and, well, you know, I have moments of, I'd almost say divine intervention.

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