Karen Says She’ll Call the Cops and Tow My Car for Parking in Front of Her House
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🗓️ 12 October 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And entitled Karen tries to force me to move my car from in front of her house, |
| 0:04.4 | claiming that I'm not allowed to park on this public street and that she's going to call the police |
| 0:08.7 | and have my car towed if I don't move it. And I'm honestly still blown away by this entitled |
| 0:13.5 | Karen and her awful attitude here's what happened okay so this happened a few |
| 0:17.8 | years ago but I was really inspired to share this so here we go I came to my wife's |
| 0:22.0 | parents house back when we were just |
| 0:23.8 | dating for a party. All the space in front of their house was taken up by other |
| 0:27.4 | people at the party so I went to turn around to park on the other side of the |
| 0:31.1 | street directly across from their house. |
| 0:33.4 | While I was backing up, I noticed an old lady checking her mail and mean-mugging me like I was |
| 0:38.3 | an East Coast rapper driving on Crenshaw Boulevard in the 90s. |
| 0:42.2 | She starts slowly walking across the street |
| 0:44.8 | as I pull forward, so I have to stop and wait for her |
| 0:47.6 | with my car completely blocking the street. |
| 0:50.0 | Instead of going home, she starts picking |
| 0:51.9 | a tiny weeds growing by the curb in front of her house, |
| 0:54.8 | which is right where I'm about to park. |
| 0:56.7 | I think to myself, okay, weird, but she doesn't know I'm trying to park there, so I'll just wait. |
| 1:01.3 | She starts looking at me suspiciously after a few seconds because my car is only a few feet away from her. |
| 1:07.0 | I realize I should probably clarify my intentions because it does look weird for me to be just hovering there and I need to clear the street. |
| 1:14.5 | I roll down my window and I say I'm actually going to park there and she says that she's cleaning |
| 1:18.9 | her driveway. |
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