Karen says I'm TOO OLD to have Asthma so she STEALS my Inhaler cuz I don't NEED IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Karen says I'm too old to have asthma, so she steals my inhaler. |
| 0:04.9 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:06.1 | Subscribe to Ami The Jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications. |
| 0:10.1 | This just happened and I'm still pretty freaked out. |
| 0:13.2 | Here's our cast, me, entitled Mom, |
| 0:15.6 | entitled Kid, Innocent Kid, and my dad. |
| 0:18.4 | So, a bit of backstory. |
| 0:19.8 | I'm a teenage girl living in central Florida. |
| 0:22.3 | Florida is really hot, like all the time. |
| 0:25.2 | It's in the high 80s and I'm at a park with sports fields since I play softball. |
| 0:29.0 | We were practicing on a Tuesday evening, so there were tons of little kids at the playground. |
| 0:33.2 | We were practicing running the bases properly and sliding into the bases. |
| 0:36.6 | For everyone who doesn't know, when you slide, you basically kick out one of your legs, |
| 0:40.3 | putting the opposite one behind that leg, making a foreshade. |
| 0:43.4 | You slide across the clay on the ground to make it harder for the other team to tag you out. |
| 0:47.2 | If you do it wrong, you could get hurt easily. |
| 0:49.7 | Now, I may be an older softball player, but I've never actually learned how to slide. |
| 0:54.0 | So, me, being a clumsy person, ended up twisting the leg |
| 0:57.0 | that was supposed to be straight around and smacking my left knee, |
| 1:00.2 | facing the wrong way into the hard clay. |
| 1:03.0 | It made a popping sound and I dislocated it at the very least. |
| 1:07.2 | It hurt a lot. |
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