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🗓️ 8 February 2025
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0:00.0 | An entitled old Karen pretends like she's going to rob me as I'm trying to change out the money for an ATM machine. |
0:05.7 | And despite the fact that she tried to claim it was a joke, I decided to jump into action as I turned around and judo flipped her onto the ground as hard as I could, resulting in the cops getting called and this old entitled Karen trying to lie and say that I attacked her first. |
0:20.4 | Here's what happened. Okay, so I had a |
0:22.5 | buddy he used to work with an armored cash transportation service. If you don't know, there are |
0:27.2 | various types of these services, but for the most part, they transport large sums of cash to |
0:32.3 | and from banks and businesses. They generally are paid to safely and securely transfer funds, as well as carry |
0:38.6 | a form of personal protection, if you know what I mean. Now, the obvious reasons for this are |
0:43.0 | because their vehicles may be a high-value target, meaning that they take safety very seriously |
0:48.1 | and have protocols for protecting each other. This service in particular did ATM refills, |
0:53.2 | as in they would go to the ATMs, check |
0:55.5 | their cash level, and refill if necessary. Now, for some very important context reasons, |
1:00.5 | my friend is a very large guy. He's an amateur boxing and MMA type of guy, so he is perfect |
1:05.9 | for this line of work. Basically, nobody wants to mess with him. One day, he's doing an ATM refill at a gas station, |
1:12.1 | and he recalls this 70-year-old looking woman coming through the door out of his peripheral vision. |
1:16.8 | So why would he think anything of it? He's busy stocking cash into the machine, and while he's |
1:21.3 | finishing up, he feels a poke in his back, and an older gruff woman's voice says, |
1:25.8 | Give me all the cash in a bag, this is a stick up. |
1:28.4 | My friend said he thought he felt time freeze. |
1:31.1 | He had been trained on these things, but everything goes so quickly, |
1:34.3 | with his adrenaline pumping so fast. |
1:36.6 | He whips around fast, grabs a robber by the wrist to try and disarm them, |
1:40.6 | and does a throw to bring this person to the ground. |
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