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Am I the Jerk?

Karen pretends to ROB ME at an ATM MACHINE as a "JOKE"

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled old Karen pretends like she's going to rob me as I'm trying to change out the money for an ATM machine.

0:05.7

And despite the fact that she tried to claim it was a joke, I decided to jump into action as I turned around and judo flipped her onto the ground as hard as I could, resulting in the cops getting called and this old entitled Karen trying to lie and say that I attacked her first.

0:20.4

Here's what happened. Okay, so I had a

0:22.5

buddy he used to work with an armored cash transportation service. If you don't know, there are

0:27.2

various types of these services, but for the most part, they transport large sums of cash to

0:32.3

and from banks and businesses. They generally are paid to safely and securely transfer funds, as well as carry

0:38.6

a form of personal protection, if you know what I mean. Now, the obvious reasons for this are

0:43.0

because their vehicles may be a high-value target, meaning that they take safety very seriously

0:48.1

and have protocols for protecting each other. This service in particular did ATM refills,

0:53.2

as in they would go to the ATMs, check

0:55.5

their cash level, and refill if necessary. Now, for some very important context reasons,

1:00.5

my friend is a very large guy. He's an amateur boxing and MMA type of guy, so he is perfect

1:05.9

for this line of work. Basically, nobody wants to mess with him. One day, he's doing an ATM refill at a gas station,

1:12.1

and he recalls this 70-year-old looking woman coming through the door out of his peripheral vision.

1:16.8

So why would he think anything of it? He's busy stocking cash into the machine, and while he's

1:21.3

finishing up, he feels a poke in his back, and an older gruff woman's voice says,

1:25.8

Give me all the cash in a bag, this is a stick up.

1:28.4

My friend said he thought he felt time freeze.

1:31.1

He had been trained on these things, but everything goes so quickly,

1:34.3

with his adrenaline pumping so fast.

1:36.6

He whips around fast, grabs a robber by the wrist to try and disarm them,

1:40.6

and does a throw to bring this person to the ground.

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