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Am I the Jerk?

Karen Neighbor DEMANDS I NEVER park in front of HER HOUSE AGAIN

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled neighbor demands that I move my car from out in front of their house, as they claim I have no right to park there,

0:06.0

and that if I do park there again, they're going to report me to the authorities.

0:09.0

So, after receiving that letter, I not only took it personally, but I decided to get some revenge,

0:14.0

by not only happily getting the authorities involved, but also occupying the front of their house with as many cars as I could possibly get together.

0:21.5

Here's what happened.

0:22.4

Okay, about a month ago, I moved into a residential neighborhood, and it's important to note

0:26.3

a few things as you read my story.

0:28.4

My house does not have a driveway or garage, so I have to rely on street parking.

0:32.7

This is not a gated or HOA govern area, and there are no signs, restrictions, permits whatsoever for street parking.

0:39.4

This area is also not walking distance to anything but other houses. So anyone parking on the street

0:44.5

is either a resident of the area or a visitor of a resident, which basically means there's no

0:49.5

random people trying to find short-term parking. Now, it's a quiet neighborhood, so I can

0:53.6

usually find street parking in front of or close by my house. However, there is one neighbor that lives four

0:58.8

houses down that feels that they own the public sidewalk in front of their property and constantly

1:03.7

puts down cones to block off space that would fit about three cars. Now, I refuse to give them

1:08.7

the benefit of the doubt that they do this to save spots

1:11.2

for themselves because I take my dog on frequent walks and I've never seen them use these spots

1:16.1

to park. Additionally, they have a long driveway that never has any cars in it and a detached

1:21.2

garage, so they already have ample parking for their personal vehicles that I've never

1:25.4

seen. On that note, I have literally never even

1:28.2

seen these neighbors. Other than occasionally seeing lights coming from their backyard during nighttime

1:32.9

walks, I would probably assume that there's no one living there. Shades are always closed in the

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