An entitled Karen lets her kid play in my car while it's unlocked and after I tell them to get

lost and get off my property, I discovered that this kid had pooped all over my car. Here's what

happened. For context, I'm a classic car nut. I live in England and I own an old Cadillac. I

don't really get a chance to go to car shows due to working at night. COVID has also made things

difficult and sometimes I just don't have the money for fuel. So when I get a chance, I make a day

out of it. In 2013, I went to a local car show on the beachfront in the next townover. The show

mainly had American cars and rat rods, around 30 to 40 cars in total. So it was a good-size meetup.

I had only heard about it that morning and so I went on my own. My nephews would usually come along,

but this time it was just me. I found a spot and parked my Caddy. It was a lovely sunny day.

There was an ice cream stand as well as a fish and chip shop nearby. What more could you possibly

want? After about an hour of chatting to people and answering their questions, since my Caddy is

a pretty rare car in the United Kingdom, I went to see the other cars for myself. The cars were

parked end to end with good space in between. So there was a good line of cars all around.

There was a wide variety of cars, from pristine cars to quarter mile specials, to some that were

heavily chopped up, ranging from the 1930s to the 1990s. And as fate would have it, guess which idiot

in this entire line forgot to lock up his car. When I came back after viewing all these beautiful

cars, I saw a kid in the driver's seat, who had to be about four or five years old,

yanking at the steering wheel and pressing all the buttons. All the while, his entitled

Karen of a mother was just sitting there taking pictures. Here's the thing, the first rule of a

car show is you don't just get into other people's cars. You most definitely ask first. I walk

up to them and I say, what are you doing? The entitled Karen said, my son just wanted to sit in

the car. I then asked her, um, who said that he could. And after I said this, the entitled Karen

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