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Am I the Jerk?

Karen comes into our store AFTER CLOSING and REFUSES to LEAVE

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen walks into our store at the last possible second, as she then walks down every

0:05.2

single aisle of our grocery store, taking as much time as possible in shopping for her items.

0:10.2

And despite the fact that she was shopping after hours when we were literally closed,

0:14.2

she still refused to hurry up, demanding that we keep the store open until she is finished shopping.

0:19.2

And I've truly never been more annoyed by

0:21.1

anybody in my life. Here's what happened. Okay, so I was working at a grocery store, and this was

0:25.9

some years ago. I was working the late closing shift from 4 p.m. to 11 o'clock p.m. And our store

0:31.6

closes at 11. At around 10.50 p.m., a lady with a typical Karen haircut, as well as some purple

0:37.2

hair color, walks into the

0:38.6

store and grabs a shopping card and walks into the opposite end of the store with the meat

0:42.5

fridges and the freezers. I start the closing routine and I don't think much of it. The time hits 11,

0:47.3

and I finish my routines, and this lady is still standing there in the exact same spot. So I go

0:52.5

to her to tell her the store is closed,

0:54.4

but before I even get a single word in, she says to me, I know the store is closed. I know you want to go home. I've worked in a store before, you know. And I tried responding back to her, but she said to me, listen, I've worked in a store before. You always let the customer finish shopping. And then she started rambling incomprehensively. The time then hits five past 11 and she finally starts moving,

1:14.3

but she was swirred. the customer finish shopping and then she started rambling incomprehensively. The time then hits

1:11.5

five past 11 and she finally starts moving, but she was swerving between freezers and not grabbing

1:16.8

anything. On the way to the cash register, she suddenly takes a sharp right turn to look at something.

1:21.8

And the entire time she is rambling to me about something. But at this point, I was spacing out

1:26.3

and just following her to make sure that

1:28.0

she leaves the store. Finally, at 1112, she makes it to the register and my colleague scans her items.

1:33.9

Then she realizes she forgot something and is about to go grab it. But before she does, I say to her,

1:38.7

oh, don't worry, I'll grab it for you. So I ran off to grab it before she would. I then

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