A crazy entitled Karen goes digging through my trash cans in my garage as she claims that I'm the reason there's so many chicken bones out on the street,

claiming that if I don't clean up my mess next to my trash cans, then she's going to call the police and try to have me arrested.

And I've honestly never been more confused by anybody in my life.

Here's what happened.

So to start things out, I live in a nice suburban

neighborhood and I haven't had any issues with anyone until last Thursday. Trash day is on Thursday,

and I had my trash cans out the night before. The trash got picked up and I went out that morning

to put them back in my garage. Around an hour later, maybe like 9.30 in the morning, I heard a bunch of noise

from my garage. Now, mind you, my garage door was open. When I went to see what was going on,

I'm greeted by some random lady in my garage messing with my garbage cans. Now, before I could

even say anything, she immediately turns to me and starts to scream. You need to stop throwing your

chicken bones out. The dogs are going to get sick from your trash. Now, for reference, I haven't eaten

chicken with a bone in it for months. And I certainly didn't have chicken bones or any bones in my

trash can. So I ask her why she's in my garage and that I have no clue what she's talking about.

And that I don't have any chicken bones in my trash. and that I have no clue what she's talking about, and that I don't have

any chicken bones in my trash. But she continues by saying, I saw half a dozen chicken bones on the road

by your trash cans. You're lying, and I will call the police if you don't stop picking up your

trash. Now, at this point, I am reaching my limit. Plus, I'm still hung over because I didn't have to work that

day. I told her to get off my property and that if I caught her going through my stuff again,

that I would be the one calling the cops on her. She eventually walked off screeching about

the dogs and stupid lazy millennials. But thankfully, I haven't seen her around my house ever since,

but I know she lives right down the street,

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