This is a Rooster Teeth production.

Top of the morning to all you marutes, slam your way into the stinky dragon, sip on our

latest libation, plane shift to sea, it's a mixture of screwed rouble and coffee, gold

and contract cocoa, inevitable device cream topped with shining stun berries. One taste

of this metallic tonic is enough to see that everything is absolutely up to code in our

tavern. Yeah, no lawbreakers here. Want to see my D? Oh, oh, okay. Anyway, even if

you are adventurous, lolly gagged over to the Lahums library in search of the book of

evenfall, but their investigation gave way to an infestation of gruesome grudges and

paper eating pests. Can the party come up with a novel idea before the chapter closes on

this moth eaten magnum opus? Cable a cup of coffee, let's get on with this olfactory

fable.

Hello, everyone. Gustave us a roll of your dungeon master for our future party. We need our

four players with an arrow. This week's role playing warm up question is if your character

were the ruler of a small island nation, what laws would they impose? Well, I'll start.

I always do. I'm Barbara Donkelman and I voice Elgav on breath, the half elf barbarian

vampire. And if Elgav ruled her on the world nation nation and world. Elga thinks big.

I think she would make everybody have three houses. Everyone live in the tree and everyone

sleeps during the day and be awake at night for no particular reason.

At first, I thought Elgav was too many. You wouldn't have three houses. I was like,

why would it? That's a weird one. That's a lot of fantastic idea. Three tree houses.

Yes, exactly. And daily blood donors. Well, everyone does that had to be stocked.

The blood banks. I guess I'll go next. Oh, everyone's pain. Hey, there it's Chippenia

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