This is a Rooster Teeth production.

Cheers to all your tools, crab walk your way into the stinky dragon,

lap up our latest latte, grand central crustacean.

It's a mixture of arcana cubes, tanned to cold coffee, and just a pincer of sugar.

One pour of this percolation is enough to satiate any shellfish desire.

Previously our adventurers came upon the land of Carcassouk and met the mummy herself

while saving her from a whore to hard room.

But now it seems they bargained for more than they asked for, and a bizarre bizarre.

Pour yourself a potation, let's proceed with this pungent pot boiler.

A bizarre bizarre, that's good.

Hello everyone, my name is Gustavo Sorola.

I'm your dungeon master for our putrid party.

I'm going to hit our four players with an arrow as they introduce themselves

a little role-playing warm-up question.

Down!

This week the question is, yes or no, your character thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.

And why?

God.

No, your character.

Oh, hello.

My name is Elka Von Brass.

I am a half-elf empire barbarian.

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