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Review Revue

Karaoke Machines

Review Revue

Headgum

5 Stars, Headgum, Review Revue, Society & Culture, Comedy, Improv, Reviewing, Yelp, Reilly Anspaugh, Jake And Amir, If I Were You, Geoffrey James, Leisure

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on Review Revue, size matters, Geoff and Reilly have another bad Christmas, and get kicked out of a Karaoke bar while reading reviews on Karaoke Machines!


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0:00.0

This is a headgema original.

0:14.0

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.

0:22.0

I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice it all.

0:31.0

I'm a creeper in the bathroom because blondes always have more fun.

0:44.0

So instead of agonizing how I fail at socializing, I'll just pretend that I have the runs.

0:52.0

Everything feels fine when I hear my favorite pair.

0:59.0

Though only through online, it feels like they're really there.

1:07.0

Because I am listening to podcasts, listening to podcasts at a party.

1:15.0

And I'm feeling calm because we're listening to podcasts at a party.

1:25.0

Headgema is the bomb.

1:27.0

I should have stayed at home instead the only thing I mean.

1:31.0

Are the hosts special guests for lentil and runs?

1:35.0

Shame my friends are ends for camaraderie.

1:38.0

Larry is smiling.

1:40.0

You know that he's not breaking.

1:42.0

Jeffrey has a wagon.

1:44.0

I don't need no beer bomb.

1:46.0

The only friends I need are on the podcast called The Fear Review.

1:54.0

On the podcast, on the podcast.

2:02.0

I'm gonna party with me on the Zoom.

2:06.0

Mike Lee's already for review review.

2:10.0

We've never had a plug for the Zarty in the pizza.

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