Kal Penn Reports On Biden's Pardon For Weed Convictions | Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Kal Penn takes on the latest news, including Biden approving a drilling project and offering pardons for weed convictions, the city of Newark entering a sister city deal with a fake city, flamingoes forming cliques, and a swimming pool sized asteroid heading towards Earth. Pakistan’s Foreign Minister Bilawal Bhutto Zardari discusses how his worldview on the climate crisis changed after experiencing unprecedented floods first-hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	From New York City, the only city in America.
0:09.0	It's the show that incentive news.
0:12.0	This is The Daily Show with your host, Cal Pan!
0:31.0	Welcome to The Daily Show! I'm Cal Pan! I'm back for night two!
0:36.0	Now listen, after last night's show, this is very sweet.
0:40.0	I got so many encouraging words from some of my political colleagues.
0:43.0	I wanted to read some of them for you.
0:45.0	This is an email I got from Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
0:48.0	It says, Cal, if you don't donate five dollars by tonight, we're all going to die.
0:54.0	Thank you, Nancy. That was so touching.
0:59.0	Anyway, we've got a great show for you tonight.
1:02.0	Our guest tonight is the Foreign Minister of Pakistan.
1:05.0	But first, let's get him in the headlines.
1:11.0	Okay, let's kick things off with a big announcement from President Joe Biden.
1:16.0	You remember during the 2020 campaign, Biden said this.
1:20.0	By the way, no more drilling on federal lands. Period. Period, period, period.
1:25.0	Period, period, period.
1:27.0	Coma.
1:30.0	Because now, Biden has approved a major oil drilling project on federal land in Alaska.
1:38.0	Which is disappointing.
1:41.0	But hey, when you're that age, that's the only kind of drilling you can do.
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