JW Ep 174 - Pete Holmes Vol. 4

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Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Pete Holmes returns to Jeremiah Wonders and Makes It Weird! Shanks talks to his social worker, Pete gives Jeremiah pregnancy tips, Keanu Reeves, Andre the Giant, and more stop by! Follow @jeremiahstandup and Pete @PeteHolmes Support the show on venmo @Jeremiah-Watkins or by grabbing some merch at jeremiahwatkins.com Email the show at [email protected] Pete Holmes Twitter/Instagram: @PeteHolmes Jeremiah Watkins insta/twitter: @jeremiahstandup www.jeremiahwatkins.tv Animation by: Jeremy Sanchez @ghosttoast_toons Michael Carrington @mikethemicycle (insta) Neka Schultz @nekaschultz (insta) Sponsored by SheathUnderwear.com Use Promo Code: Jeremiah for 20% off your first order! Menchey Music in Pennsylvania @deekeighmatic & sethm710 Bronx Born Pizza in Bend, Oregon Instagram.com/bronxbornpizza LA Speed Weed twitter.com/speedweed Caveman Coffee Instagram.com/cavemancoffeeco Thank you Rich Young @_rich_young_ for the new curved soprano sax, and David Knowles for your help over at Menchey Music! Poster art: @theartofgettingup AUDIO & VIDEO RELEASED MONDAYS AT: youtube.com/jeremiahwatkins www.jeremiahwonders.com

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0:00.0	So, I went to Petco.
0:03.0	Why would you go to Petco?
0:04.0	To buy an aquarium.
0:06.0	Why would you buy an aquarium?
0:08.0	For our next challenge.
0:10.0	What is this next challenge?
0:12.0	It's the underwater who could hold their breath the longest challenge.
0:21.0	You know you're gonna lose, right?
0:23.0	Why?
0:26.0	Don't psych me out!
0:31.0	That's not gonna help your breath.
0:36.0	I would believe, Jeremiah, that this garage has been slowly filling with carbon monoxide.
0:46.0	That makes so much more sense for the episode.
1:01.0	I'm so excited.
1:04.0	Well, the last time we did it, not IP.
1:07.0	Not IP, in person.
1:09.0	Valery, my wonderful wife.
1:14.0	Like saying my car, my wife.
1:17.0	Let's just say she's a good model.
1:20.0	She's the current model.
1:22.0	Yeah.
1:23.0	She's got heated seats, let me tell you.
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