Justin Martindale

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah.
0:06.0	You made it weird,
0:08.0	you made it weird, yes, you did.
0:10.0	You made it weird, yeah.
0:12.0	You made it weird, yeah. You made it weird with Pete Holmes.
0:15.0	What's happening, weirdos?
0:17.0	This is Justin Martindale, someone who is a delight,
0:20.0	and I always, always, always love running into him.
0:23.0	I run into him at the comedy store where he crushes on stage,
0:27.0	but then also backstage he's always just such a fun and easy chat.
0:32.0	So of course I wanted to have him on the show and I'm so glad I did.
0:36.0	If you don't know him we're gonna play a little bit of his stand-up.
0:38.8	I'm gonna play a little bit of his stand-up comedy right now so you can get a little bit of a taste. So we'll be right back.
0:44.5	Here's a little bit of our guest today, Justin Martindale, killing it on stage.
0:49.1	A lesbian will keep you safe no matter what.
0:52.8	And I have the best.
0:54.8	Her name is Denise.
0:57.3	Denise is an alpha, she is full silverback.
1:07.0	When she gets threatened her nervous, puffs up and I have to calm her down with a newborn kitten.
1:17.0	I'm like Jane Goodall for lesbians.
1:27.0	She'll puff up, get really agro and I'm like, Denise, soft. Soft.
1:30.0	Soft.
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