Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

You guys are right. I gave you kind of a shitty cue there. You weren't sure exactly where to come in.

Coming to you once again from the good old Grammar City Theater in New York City.

We're doing it.

Still daylight outside even though it's whatever time it is. 810.

It wasn't my idea to wait till 810. We just had to get you guys in here.

It's Monday, July 31st, 2017 and when it comes to name tags, I can count on you guys.

Put them up, put them up. Look at all of these name tags. Oh my goodness. So many.

But the creepiest one has to be Mystic Brian who is depicting a slice of pizza.

Stand up and show the crowd, Mystic Brian. Look at this motherfucker. Look at that goddamn pizza pizza.

How dare you sit in front of a stoner being a giant piece of pizza. Very unfair.

Rob 8. Rob BB 8. I get it. Good job. Lose his 40s, is that true?

Alright, congratulations. I saw this one today on the internet. It says Drew Poole on it.

And it's got, let's see, Rob Catrell, Sam Levine, Ayakash, Mark Wahlberg, John Hamm,

Dugi Horner, Trey Galeon and Casper Van Dien. None of them are here tonight.

That is, he took a wide swing and got a lot of people involved.

Thank God I'm here and you're here, dude, because that makes it legit. Oh, and you got some donuts.

You should wait and hold us up with your sign in case any of my guests are still naive enough to pick a name tag based on the sign.

Also, this venue, the Grammar Sea, I don't blame them. Yeah, you can put them down.

I don't blame the venue for not allowing people to just bring in their own alcohol. That's probably not a good idea.

But somebody brought in a small bottle of Tito's. I want to give a shout out to this guy.

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