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This is Blood and the Tracks and on this episode we have Melody, we have Darkness, we have Freedom, and we have Wood.

First, let's say hello to Scottish TV and Radio presenter who is also a train ballerina with perfect feet.

Seriously, used to be a foot model.

I'm with everyone in the studio all thinking the same thought right now, namely, show us your feet.

And let's sound a little bit.

Let's say hello to Ariel Free. How you doing?

I'm great, thanks. I'm not going to show you my feet unfortunately.

They are beautiful though, I will say that.

I won't ask because it's not my thing and to me they're just to walk on, but of course some people, a foot would be like getting a breast or a dita penicite,

because it is their ultimate sexual organ of the body, our part of the body is the...

We've got nearer, already.

It's true, it's true, and hello to my second guest.

Moving on, the connection is there, Ariel, to a man who last time had blood on the tracks, admitted that he doesn't have left and right, L and R,

tattooed on the soles of his feet, and he actually just made it up in a previous really one interview I did with him to pass the time because I was boring him.

Please welcome the enlightening engine room of the darkness, Justin Hawkins.

Hello, you alright mate?

I've actually got perfect feet as well.

I'm happy.

In fact, yeah, people often ask me, what's your favourite body part on yourself and I always say feet?

What's your feet?

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