Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bert show's entertainment bus.

I felt like one of those bulls behind a gate yesterday when the Justin Baldoni and Blake lively footage got released, like ready to go into the rodeo.

You're so into it that any time I see anything with that story now, I immediately want to text you or call you or email you.

I don't know why this story just strikes a chord with me.

You're not the only one. This is a fascinating story. It's really interesting just because

I feel like unless you're these two people, there's so much back and forth that it's really

easy to flip sides based off of who has the latest story out. And also, like, I was invested in the book.

I was invested in the movie.

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