Just sexy enough for Haribo
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2023
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Today Pete is joined by quite the guest. Not only does he appear in Stath Lets Flats and a Haribo advert where he plays a policeman with a child’s voice, but he ALSO hosts the breakfast show on Britain’s third-most talked about sports radio station. It’s Mark Davison aka Ian Fiveankles aka Colin from Portsmouth!
Mark gives Pete a small insight into what it is like to be Ian Fiveankles and Pete gives Mark a small insight into what it is like to be Pete Donaldson. In other words, he tells him all about how he's spent the week learning to become a broadband engineer. Obviously…
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, and welcome to the Luke and Pete shore. Oh my god. I'm sorry mate |
| 0:07.2 | I've not got me as it finished. It's done. It's done now |
| 0:12.4 | Oh dear |
| 0:22.5 | Welcome to the Luke and Pete shop miners paid Donaldson Luke still away. So we've got another |
| 0:29.2 | Excellent guest by the name of mark Davison from exploring heads from the stack podcast sports horn |
| 0:35.2 | He's the man who plays e and five ankles |
| 0:38.6 | He's right angles and |
| 0:41.2 | Colourful parts with you will have heard on socials at some point mark how you're doing my friend |
| 0:45.9 | I'm good. Thank you for having me. It's it's a pleasure and a treat to be here |
| 0:49.7 | That's all right. So um |
| 0:52.0 | probably um worth |
| 0:54.0 | Telling people once again what sports horn is |
| 0:56.3 | It's something we spoke about when Anthony was on the shore |
| 0:58.9 | But basically it's a big old parody of talk spot that goes in some very strange direction sometimes here and there |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah, yeah, it's it's Britain's third most talked about sport radio station |
| 1:11.4 | And yeah, it apes all the |
| 1:13.7 | Things worth aping about talk radio talk sport radios specifically. Yeah, um, but we do it with a fairly straight face |
| 1:21.4 | So |
| 1:22.8 | I think the effect is fairly surreal in that if you casually listen you might think it's it's really talk sport |
| 1:28.8 | And then you realize that I'm being sexually assaulted by an Alsace in that |
| 1:33.2 | Oh, hold on there. This is too extreme even for talk sport |
| 1:36.4 | I don't know man, but I think I'm currently editing |
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