It's funny you should say that because they said after their fallout happened they had to stay in a hotel room for two days

Which coincidentally is the exact time it takes for America to stop giving a fuck about whoever wins this competition.

You know?

God, I fucking hate these jokes. Oh, hello, hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another bachelor podcast my name's

Dylan I'm saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis what's going on everybody and

the man over there behind the glass the producer of this year podcast

Patrick hickey.

Hi everybody.

We're doing something a little quirky tonight.

We're going to cover the episode that aired on Monday as we've seen it.

Right now we're recording smack tab in the middle of the

finale with Lauren and Becca. So we're going to finish this recap, take a

break, go watch it, get back in here and cover that for you guys. It's going to be

a five hour bonanza because we need

five hours. Well we won't be talking for five hours but we watch five hours that's for

sure. Every time we have a bonanza and I say how long it's going to be

you clarify that the podcast is not going to be that long I don't think it's necessary

I feel like it is let's jump in hold on.

Hold on, hold on as you all know I like to, well I don't like to do it, it's a necessary evil.

I need to throw a Facebook group member out tonight.

Yeah, her name's Helena, Sarah, and I will decide her fate at the end of this show.

Yeah, this is exciting stuff.

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