Cakes is a big wizards fan.

We all root for the wizards,

but they've been stuck in the mud for decades now,

and they bring in winger and dockins and slink,

and they've revamped the front office,

and they got rid of Biel, they got rid of Porzingus,

they are able to draft,

well, they actually traded for Balao Kulabali,

but they get this 18-year-old kid

that's kind of a project.

They don't expect them to do much this year.

We feel like they're tanking,

and then free agency comes,

and they give Kalkoosma this big bag of money,

102 million for four years,

and a lot of people are taking advantage of you.

The money's a separate issue.

I wouldn't want them for $1,

or for free at this point.

A lot of people that are scratching their heads,

we put it up as the junkies pole of the day,

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