Junkie BREAKS into MY CAR and DIES... His Parents DEMAND Money from Me since he Died in MY CAR
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 27 May 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Junky breaks into my car and dies. |
| 0:03.3 | His parents demand money from me since he died in my car. |
| 0:08.1 | Here's what happened. |
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| 0:15.0 | I live in the US, but I'm an immigrant from the Philippines. |
| 0:18.8 | This happened four or five years ago when I went back home for a month long vacation. |
| 0:23.6 | I rented a house with no parking spot for a month and my cousin let me borrow her |
| 0:28.0 | rarely used car that I had to park on the street. |
| 0:31.4 | I was only there for a month, so I was almost always out and about meeting |
| 0:35.9 | friends and relatives to make the most of my stay. One day at noon I walked out to the car |
| 0:41.2 | to find the door open, and a strange guy sprawled over the drivers in front |
| 0:46.3 | scene. Puke spread all over the dashboard and what looked like a severe nosebleed. |
| 0:51.9 | I was angry at first, but when I realized the guy had no pulse |
| 0:56.5 | and wasn't breathing, I administered first aid and called an ambulance in the cops. I also needed to call a mechanic because the car battery was dead. |
| 1:05.8 | I later found out that the car alarm went off until the battery died. I had slept through the |
| 1:11.2 | alarm. I'm a very heavy sleeper. So I had slept through the alarm. I'm a very heavy sleeper. |
| 1:13.8 | So I had a trashed car to wash, a battery to replace, and a police office to visit. |
| 1:19.6 | Fun. |
| 1:20.6 | The guy was D.O.A. |
| 1:22.2 | And initial finding suspected illicit substance use. |
| 1:25.6 | The cops suspected the guy to be a junkie, trying to steal the car, but had OD'd |
| 1:30.9 | in the middle of it. |
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