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Hi guys welcome to the PHP I'm Booker where the hell are you Perez I am Perez Hilton coming at you from South Africa

where I am hours away from entering the jungle because I'm going to be taking part on I'm a celebrity get me out of here Australia

So I'm in South Africa filming a TV show for Australia and I already feel like I'm in the jungle already because I'm staying at this gaming lodge and there's no Wi-Fi in the rooms

So I'm outdoors with all these bugs like just hovering around me and people walking around people making noise but I can't go I we wouldn't be able to do the podcast from my room

So this is my only option and I was and I'm already stressed because Booker always gets super annoyed whenever I'm late and I was late

I knew what this was about I was fine you told me it was going to be a little late that's all fine

Well just because I'm staying at a lodge and you know it's kind of like really old school how people eat here

They have breakfast and lunch and dinners every day at the same times and then dinner right now it was like everybody ate together at the same time

Like two big tables like me sitting next to people that I didn't know and everybody's eating the same thing and I just had a wait for the food to come out at the pace that it came out

So anyways yeah I'm doing this show and I'm a little bit crazy as you all know that

You know but I actually think or this is what I've been telling myself I've been telling myself two big things before I go inside the jungle

And I don't have access to my phone and I don't have you know access to my laptop and they torture me and humiliate me on Australian national television five nights a week

I've been telling myself that it's going to be fun and easy I hope I mean I don't know that's what I'm telling myself

You know we discussed in our podcast a year or two

If he's making this noise for a bug in a lodge can you imagine what this is going to look like on TV in the jungle

A bug literally just how can I watch the show a bug literally just fell on me oh my god

I thought it was a cockroach at first but I think it was like a different kind of bug

You can watch it on YouTube they bootleg it on YouTube all of the episodes are up now so you don't have to be in Australia to watch

So you know we spoke about on the podcast how we were approached about doing the amazing race and then they screwed us over and took the offer away

So a few things are at play this show I'm a celebrity get me out of here Australia approached me last year

And the same thing happened they took the offer away and they ended up yeah and they ended up well they didn't take it away

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