It's summertime and the living is easy.

Hey, you pavement pounders, guess who this is?

That's right, it's Harlan Williams and you are on the Harlan Highway podcast and you know I throw up

podcast now and then because I do whenever I get in the mood and what could get me in

the mood more than summer? Summer being here almost here, it is here, who knows?

If it's warm, I think it's summer. But we're going to be talking about some summer activities.

We're going to be talking about me and some life and death scenarios in the ocean. I mean who doesn't want to go swimming in the ocean in the summer?

But wait a year here some of the creatures yours truly encountered during some of my forays

into the big wild blue beyond pretty freaky man. And then also checking in for the summer is my Aunt

Ruthie from Rochester, New York. She's always socializing and when the weather gets warm she she mingles with the people on her street and it turns out she left me a voicemail and I guess she had it through a barbecue or a street party or something and so

Aunt Ruthie is out here and then also we're going to be hearing about some very

unusual relationship stuff with a new app for pre-op people towards the end of the show.

So it's going to be wild, happy summer, put your helmet down, strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come on.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

Come on.

You are about to go down the Harlan Highway.

That means that every woman in this village who is capable of childbirth is going to have a baby.

You shit-kicking stinky horseman-horse--miling mother-fucker you. Tell me his name!

You must tell me his name!

This is Harlan Williams.

Oh, well, my mistake!

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