I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with Woke, to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

Hey, babe, what you got there?

This is a check from Carvana.

I just sold my card to them.

I went online and Carvana gave me an offer right away.

Then they just picked up the car and gave me this.

Well, that's a big check.

Well, obviously you could put this towards your next car

or we could finally get that jacuzzi

or I could start taking tuba lessons

or I could quit my job and write my memoir.

Or I can put it towards my next car with Carvana.

Sorry, your check, not mine.

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