The Hello and welcome the citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on

Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it

works now I'm you lie Bosnick and I'll be your constant as the northern

star tonight but I'll need a gaggle of backstabbers, Noah, Cecil, and Tom.

Oh, you misjudged me. I'll let you look me right in the eye and go for

I'll hold him.

Thank you, Noah.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to thank our patrons.

Patrons, without you, our sweet, sweet Cecil would have to ask his cats to teleport through bank walls

and retrieve the funds he needs to feed them, which of course would awaken the last of the

Kronomasters and start the fight through time all over again.

And if you'd like to learn how to join their ranks, be sure to stick around till the end of the show.

And with that out of the way, tell us Noah, what person, place, thing, concept, phenomenon, or event will we be talking about today?

Today we're going to be talking about everybody's favorite genocidal slave owner, Julius Caesar.

Oh, top five for sure. And Cecil, you've learned his shape and form as has oft been recounted

in Story and Song.

Are you ready to kick J.C.

What you mean?

I hate metaphors, metaphors too as well. I miss Heath too. Yes exactly all right so tell us

Cecil who was Julius Caesar. Julius Caesar was a dictator for life in ancient Rome.

The other side of that monkey Paul was that that life was less than a single year.

I know that's just a linguistic flourish, but I will be picturing him as a baby for the rest of the essay so thank you for that.

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