Hello, I'm Jules.

Hello, I'm Sarah.

And welcome.

Welcome to a little bit of a fraught, Jules and Sarah, the podcast this week.

Because we instantly opened up FaceTime and I said, Sarah, I'm in a foul, foul mood.

And I feel like, I feel like it's matched.

I feel like we're really in similar places.

I see your foul mood and I raise you moving tomorrow.

Potslu Crew.

At the time of recording, it is exactly 24 hours.

You know when the clock starts going, you know, like on Annika Rice,

when you get the clock in the corner, that's what, when she's running, she's running to the helicopter, that's me. God, I wish I was running to a helicopter.

This is the final countdown of Bake-off where things, where soufflis haven't risen, where things are slipping off marble plates, all of that.

Where you just think the decoration's going to have to go. Forget it. I just, I just need to serve something.

She hasn't got time to pipe this icing.

No, no, there's no time.

Oh my gosh, Portsloo crew. I mean, where to begin. So what now I haven't mentioned

moving, buying the house, the whole process. Jules has been privy to all of it though.

So Jules has heard it all week in, week out.

And I just actually highlight it because I was thinking about this other day and I would like you to correct or, you know, put the rumours straight.

In my mind, you saw this house literally when we were moving.

This has been going on for months, for months and months and

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