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Jules and Sarah the Nibble on Sneezes 🤧

Jules and Sarah The Podcast

Jules And Sarah

Comedy

4.9548 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Jules.

0:01.0

Hello, I'm Sarah.

0:02.0

And welcome.

0:03.0

Welcome to Jules and Sarah there, nibble.

0:05.0

Hang on, I'm going to sneeze.

0:07.0

Sorry, thank you.

0:09.0

What an intricate sneeze there.

0:11.0

Well, I didn't, until John had met me, he didn't know that you could hold in a sneeze.

0:17.0

What?

0:18.0

He'd gone through his whole life not knowing that you could hold in a sneeze.

0:30.2

Yeah. And John, oh my God. How loud. John, yeah, so loud. Like when John sneezes, I'm sure he won't mind me telling you.

0:40.0

When John sneezes, it's like his whole body launches forward. He lifts his foot up, right? If he's sneezing and then like he does this thing. So he's just finished sneezing and then he freezes in the

0:45.0

position as though he then has to recover. And I'm like, for goodness sake, what a drama. So I was like

0:53.3

hold it in. Like when you're on your own enjoy yourself

0:57.7

you let your sneeze go like enjoy do you know what i mean indulge luxuriate but if you're with

1:04.8

somebody else have the decency but he didn't know he could do it and now he he started doing it. So about this is like four years ago. I was like, hold it in. And I remember the first time he was going to sneeze. I was like, hold it in, hold it in. Practice. Hold it in like this. So you sneeze, but you don't fully sneeze. But then he started to complain that it hurt his nose when he did that.

1:29.2

So he has reverted back to the convulsion forward.

1:34.7

What an ordeal.

1:36.1

I know.

1:36.5

What an ordeal.

1:37.3

My sneezes are very loud.

1:39.3

When I sneeze, it sounds like a bark.

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