5 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2019
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Libbie Higgins and Tina Dybal are two comedians. Come slop with us!
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0:00.0 | I love the smell of napalm in the morning. |
0:04.4 | Isn't that what bombs are made of? |
0:07.6 | It's from some movie or something. |
0:09.7 | Is that what bombs are made of? |
0:12.4 | I guess. |
0:13.5 | Like farts? |
0:15.1 | I don't, I've never made a bomb. |
0:17.5 | I have never made a bomb either. |
0:19.0 | I would just like to say that so that if the government is listening, I have never made a bomb either. I would just like to say that so that if the government is listening, I have never made a bomb. |
0:25.2 | They probably are listening because obviously your dad. |
0:31.0 | Eager. |
0:31.9 | I thought napalm was spelled N-A-P-O-M. |
0:36.9 | I'm wrong. It's like the palm of your hand. |
0:40.0 | Yeah. It's like palm tree, nah. Oh, look at kitty. He's relaxing and getting very, very sensual on the carpet. |
0:52.3 | Yeah, we have carpet in here now, so... |
0:55.3 | Because Randy is a perfectionist. |
0:57.5 | And Randy's not going to keep this carpet here every day. |
0:59.9 | He's going to roll it up after we leave. |
1:01.6 | He's not a carpet guy during the week. |
1:04.4 | He's not a carpet muncher, if you will. |
1:08.1 | No, he's going to roll it up and take it, give it a good sniff and see if our pucina smells are on there. |
1:13.8 | He's not a carpet muncher because he actually cut this with scissors. |
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