Judge Andy rules on USC's CFP hopes, QB rankings & Texas v. Oklahoma
Until Saturday: A show about college football
The Athletic
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The honorable Judge Andy is an arbiter of justice. On today's podcast, he settles disputes between The Athletic's USC reporter Antonio Morales and Ari. The disagreements range from USC's College Football Playoff hopes to quarterback rankings to Texas vs. Oklahoma and more.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Andy Staples Show. |
| 0:12.5 | Very special edition. I started thinking about the idea of jurisprudence, |
| 0:17.4 | mostly because I have jury duty. If you're listening to this on Monday, I am sitting in |
| 0:20.9 | jury duty right now. I don't think this will affect the podcast the rest of the week because I don't |
| 0:26.7 | think there's an attorney on this planet who's going to allow me to decide their client's fate. |
| 0:31.7 | They're going to ask me two questions, be like, this idiot cannot possibly serve on this jury. |
| 0:36.0 | So my guess is I will be home at some point on Monday, not sequestered. |
| 0:40.6 | But Ari sent me a message over the weekend. |
| 0:44.5 | He said, I have a great idea for the podcast. |
| 0:46.2 | Usually that means it's a terrible idea. |
| 0:48.3 | But this time, I agreed with him. |
| 0:51.2 | He said, you need to get Antonio Morales on. Antonio covers USC for us here at the |
| 0:56.1 | Athletic. Antonio will listen to Ari say these ridiculous things on the podcast and just text him straight up. |
| 1:02.1 | No, no, no, absolutely not. This is terrible. So, Ari said, I need you to referee. We're going to argue this out, and I'll be the arbiter and decide |
| 1:14.2 | who is correct in these arguments. So that led me. I think we've got a new show. So here's |
| 1:20.8 | the theme. What you were about to witness is real. |
| 1:28.5 | The participants are not actors. |
| 1:31.9 | Ari Wasserman has said something on this podcast that has caused one of his coworkers to call him a dumbass. |
| 1:40.1 | Rather than meet in Temecula and settle it with their fists, |
| 1:44.3 | the two parties have agreed to dismiss their claims and have their dispute settled here |
| 1:48.9 | in our forum, Judge Andy's court. |
| 1:55.8 | You guys have no idea who Doug L. Allen is, right? |
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