Welcome to the whatever Dating Talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

I'm your host, Brian Atlas.

We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California.

A few quick announcements.

This podcast is viewer-supported, heavy YouTube demonetization.

So please consider donating through stream labs instead of soup chatting as YouTube takes a brutal 30% cut. To add on top of that, if you're using the YouTube app on iPhone or other Apple product to Super Chat, Apple takes a 30% cut also. So say you Super Chat 200 is 200 multiplied by 0.7, multiplied again by point7. That leaves $98 of the original 200. So

51% of your super chat goes to YouTube and Apple. They take half. That's streamlabs.com

slash whatever link is in the description. Streamlabs messages get priority over YouTube

super chats. To read a message is $100 and up. We will read those in batches typically every 30 to 60 minutes, but if you want to interact

nearly instantly with us and weigh in on the conversation at hand, consider sending a TTS text

to speech message.

$200 and up triggers TTS.

TTS is via stream labs only.

There's a slight stream and moderation delay with the TTS. You can also

mute a microphone, pop a ball of champagne. And if you're a real baller or real G, we have some

crypto options. You can pop a ball of crystal for one Ethereum. And they're like $500 bottles of

champagne. You can do a 20-minute voice call-in for two Ethereum,

$10,000 USD and Bitcoin to kick a guest off if somebody's just really annoying you.

One Bitcoin, and I'll shave my beard to reveal the triple chin, and one Bitcoin to buy Kiki

or Ashley, so there is that. See the description for all details. Now, if you want

to just tip and have 100% of your contribution, go towards us. No platform fees, no cut. You can via

Venmo. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or cash app. Whatever pod on both,

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